Petey Gordon is a Leland University student who wants to be in Alpha Phi Epsilon. His father was a member of the frat, so Petey says they have to take him, but he worries that his father lied to him and wasn't actually a member. Petey is a nerdy-looking guy who can't figure out how to turn on the frat's TV and laughs at the blank screen. Craig Duvall and Don Caruthers clearly dislike him, but seem to agree that they'll have to take him.